Note that Monopoly isn’t on this list. No one should play Monopoly. It’s a horribly broken game even when played right... and hardly anyone plays it right.

Now if we could just educate Republicans about these things.

Were you having dinner around 5:30PM?  Were there kids on your lawn at the time?

Ouch, this is rough. I hate the idea of him being able to force a text to my phone, but at the same time, if this were literally any other president, I’d be fully behind it. If FEMA and the office of the POTUS both think I should know something immediately, I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Yoko Kanno and the Seatbelts made one of the best soundtracks ever for this show

And you may find yourself

Amazing endings:

Surely no coincidence?

No, you just got lucky. Some people smoke and drink until age 100...but smoking and drinking gets most people well before that. Statistically it is possible for you to do something unsafe for years and never get hurt from it.

LOL you still think vaccines cause autism? Everyone knows autism is caused by Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move program. Vaccines are actually sent here by aliens from the Horsehead Nebula to acclimate our genetics to a future life on the surface of Mars while we ready it for our Horsehead Overlords.

Why would wouldn’t you make something easier that causes prevents diseases, autism, and death? No more comments, please.

Seriously whats the point of announcing it without including the announcement video.

Made this last night in preparation

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

Giuliani probably thinks you need to wear a condom to ensure you don’t contract VPN.

This is offensive. EA loves to keep reminding us of how they completely dismantled Westwood and continue to shit on C&C at every opportunity, don’t they?

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. There is zero excuse for this shit and there should be zero tolerance for it.

Something missing from this analysis is Microsoft’s Office 365. As long as you don’t paying yearly, rather than monthly, and especially if you already need to use the desktop versions of any Office applications, it should be the clear winner in the ~$5 range. $60/year (equal to $5/mo) gets you one terabyte of OneDrive…

It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People