No matter how I’ve tried to prepare quinoa, that dirty quinoa flavor comes through. Beans are a much better base for a meal.

Why live in one suburb and work in another?

Just got one, and they’re surprisingly expensive too. Now we just need 25 more!

Every line would have to go over or under water, we just got a $20m federal grant to build 1 pedestrian bridge over 1 river. A rail system here would be in the tens of billions.

Every time someone in Charleston bitches about their commute time I start with “Where do you live? Where do you work? Why are those so far apart?

does not *directly* deprive the airline of anything

Still nope.

Nope.

He’s lurking on here too, trying to talk crap about commenters on here in broken English. Surprising I know, scummy dealer acts scummy.

The average American can’t handle a decision. It only took me a couple hundred exchanges like this as a grocery store cashier:

Good god, used car dealers are the worst.

Still not as ugly as the stacked headlight XJs.

I really didn’t know where Jaguar was ranked lately, so I checked 2017, you’re not wrong.

The close-up shots are amazing, but yeah, in the 1st pic, or any that show the whole car, it just looks like a shot from a menu in Gran Turismo.

Every big corporation does token scholarships.

“Officially”

And if the taste is at all similar to the smell when you smash an ant, gross. It’s a very strong, astringent-cleaner smell.

This is America, hatchback cars look cheap, CUVs don’t. If you’re in an industry where image matters, it makes a difference. This is a lot nicer looking than a Golf, perception isn’t everything but, show up at a conference or family reunion in one of these vs a compact hatchback car, and your perceived worth is about…

Good lord, this is the most fictional of all the fake Salty questions.

To help balance things out for us singles, I’ve stopped giving gifts at weddings.