But absent any other notices, if you close at 10 and I stroll in at 9:58, I expect to be served as any other customer.

South Carolina was sued by a Secular Humanists society for offering the “In God We Trust” plates, now we have these awesome plates as an option too:

Hertz at least requires a flight into & out of the city where you’re renting the car to use a debit card.

Our old house was next door to the community pool, and people would park on our lawn during busy swim meets.

I had a PBR for the first time in decades the other day, and was shocked.

Same, but at a liquor store in Boston.

It’s not just the rear seat legroom, it’s the seatback that doesn’t come up to your shoulder blades with no headreasts, and the door openings that are so small I could hardly get into one when I was in middle school.

You’ll complain there’s nothing but crossovers, but then when a manufacturer makes a somewhat interesting sedan in a small niche, it’s cool to complain because it’s got a CVT and isn’t the 4DSC you saw in Radwood pics...

Damn, I’ve never seen these either. Been out of the cashier game for a couple decades though...

When I was working at a grocery store I had a little kid come up to my register with a $5 bill and asked me to help them find “a big bag of original Doritos”, so I ran over and grabbed a big bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos, and rang her out.

Cambodia.

I have a family member who is an airline pilot, who has some sort of unlimited Gogo account I can use.

I make it a practice to never order drinks somewhere that doesn’t list prices on the menu.

Right? After rewatching season 1 before this, I don’t understand people liking her at all. Her entire character was “No, Nancy, don’t have fun! Hanging out with new friends, and drinking beer isn’t like you, Nancy!”

You really think they’re trying to push New Coke as product placement?

I just did this when I moved to a smaller house and had a lot of furniture to get rid of, it’s amazing.

I test drove a new Focus when these came out in 2012, and it was really bad already. It’d roll back on hills, slip out of gear, and generally just not behave how any transmission should.

I test drove a new Focus when these came out in 2012, and it was really bad already. It’d roll back on hills, slip out of gear, and generally just not behave how any transmission should.

If you buy an A6/5er/E-Class with a 4 cylinder, you are a poser, and I hope you hang your head in shame every time a Camry/Maxima/Impala blows your doors off at the onramp.