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So….Boston-Chicago final again? Ugh.

Me too, and I wonder if they would have accepted Black Monday…if that had been the right answer at all.

He didn't even create the ShamWow. He just sells them.

Now I want to see a 1935 Maroons/1969 Seals series. The Maroons won the Cup in 1935!

BTO, Canada's answer to ELP. Their big hit was TCB.

I was thinking Dag Hammaskjold…who also would have had difficulty picking up his Nobel Prize after a plane crash in Africa…

AV Club has always been at war with The Dissolve.

I concede that Friendship is Magic is a good show - in fact this weekend I was watching the episode with Weird Al Yankovic. My son likes it a lot. I even ask for the girls' toy with a Happy Meal for him, if the toy is a My Little Pony. But he's 6. You're not 6!

My parents are renovating their basement, and all my old crap was down there, including journals beginning in 1994 when I was 14. BURN THEM BURN THEM ALL

but it We got a lot of movie gift certificates for Christmas that we're still using up, but this weekend there was nothing good to see, so instead we saw The Other Woman.

"Hey butler, stop butling yourself!"

"You know Homer, the traditional way to cheat in golf is to lower your score."

Unlikely, as they spell and pronounce their names differently.

Rowan moved into his own apartment with two sexy ladies.

I find it weird when people call me "Dr".

The A.V. Club
Yes sir! No sir! Hot dog!

Me too, I always call the pedals that. What else are you going to call them?!

I have no idea, I feel like the Simpsons were just always there, and maybe I never even watched them when they were new, I just absorbed them all through constant reruns later. I know I did watch them new though - when I was 9 or 10, my parents were suspicious and insisted on watching it with me and my sister. I want

Mrs. Miggin's Pie Shop, and then Mrs. Miggin's Coffeehouse.

Whenever we went on Quiz Bowl excursions over the border, we always went to Applebee's, as the most boring restaurant with the most inoffensive food that everyone could agree on. There's at least one in Canada now too, which has the same generic steak that you can get everywhere, my favourite.