Quark's food is all replicated. Sisko's is real food!

You can get a Happy Meal for $5…if that helps.

1986 though…

Ow! My freakin' ears!

I like the way I cook Italian food, which I suppose is probably horribly wrong, but food at actual Italian restaurants always tastes weird to me.

Tyler Perry's Jason Bourne Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire

She should have gotten a PhD in a period of history with a high child mortality rate.

Quinoa tastes like sand.

There are two situations where that is appropriate:

More importantly, someone married Andy Dick??

This sounds like it could be a Catherine Breillat movie, if it was explicit and everyone died violently for no reason.

This is the most NSFWiest picture I've ever seen here!

I took this quiz and what happened next will blow your mind forever!

One of the Medal of Honor games was also partly set during Market Garden. But the best thing about that game was that it recorded how many times you shot Nazis in the groin.

Powdered Toast Man?

In at least the three years I have been here, someone says this for every Inventory.

Unlike the Magician's Nephew, which is the true first book in the Narnia series.

Lavrentyberries

Now I have to eat a big breakfast or I can't function at all…but when I was a teenager I would be fine with a plain piece of bread. I don't know how I did it!

Bowl of cereal, usually Cheerios. Usually also a chocolate chip muffin but I really should stop eating those. I should switch to bagels…or just stop at the cereal.