Maybe he did win, but the principal locked away the real results and buried them, as you will discover years later…

I have never heard such gratuitous use of the word "butt"!

Cooperative Polygraphy was certainly the funniest of the season. And what more can I ask of a show that is supposed to make me laugh?

I remember I could pop in there and see people who never commented anywhere else, it was like being on some other website, almost the same as AV Club but slightly weirder. Thanks a lot, NuDisqus!

It would have been fine if it ended after season 3.

No no, Taiwanese-Brazilian Mandopop singer Ken Chang.

It will be used to house the Tatars they expel from Crimea.

I still sing that "After these messages we'll be right back" melody to myself, like whenever I need to say "I"ll be right back"…which happens frequently.

I'm sure I've told this story before, but when we lived in France, one of the few English TV channels we had played Looney Tunes cartoons every afternoon. My son loved the insanity of the Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons, and we would both spend the afternoon laughing hysterically at them. I had seen them all before…

Is that really a "cameo" by Terry Gilliam? He plays like 10 other characters throughout the entire movie. He's in the first scene!

As long as anyone except Boston wins, it's alright.

That FJ was super easy!

Helios! Who was often conflated with Apollo, but not really so much when the colossus was built.

Scientists tend to think that history is easy, anyone can do that, the same way most people think modern art or whatever else can be done by a child. Scientists are usually terrible writers too.

I'm not going to pretend I'm too cool to enjoy Forrest Gump. It's so sugary it will rot your brain but I don't care.

i thought the peace sign was supposed to be an abstract image of a dove.

I'm too distracted by what she's done to her face to remember if she has nice breasts or not.

I thought turkeys could fly!

"Canibus" means "to the dogs" in Latin. (Or "for/with/by the dogs")

I watched a bit of the first Andy Hardy movie, A Family Affair. I've never seen any of them, in fact I had never heard of the series at all until Mickey Rooney died. Who is his father? He looked so familiar…of course it turns out to be Lionel Barrymore. Lionel seems to be mouthing everyone else's lines in every scene…