Cartman Gets an Anal Probe was the funniest thing I had ever seen when I was 16.

I love how Homer barely even knows who's on his team. "I don't know…some guy…Otto I guess"

Yeah mine did too, because you could also use them as soccer goalposts.

The sound of Bart's broken arm flopping around in My Sister My Sitter is pretty gross.

This is in fact the greatest joke in the episode.

Is he Steve Allen?

Like Flanders.

If only this sugar was as sweet as you, sir…

You get credit for trying with your whole ass.

The clue was obviously referring to the Magna Carta but that didn't help me at all.

Dropbox that shit!

The older I get the more irritating U2 becomes. Even their old stuff gets tiresome.

Kate Beaton! Well, Hark A Vagrant anyway. I know she does a lot more stuff and she has little time for that, but I still miss it.

Van Wyck, but only because of the highway! And I only know that because of Seinfeld.

There is actually a character named George Washington Bridge. Of course there is.

This Final Jeopardy reminds me that I can read Italian based only on knowledge of Latin and French.

I know Colby through Quiz Bowl…he gave us a David Schwimmer poster once, because literally every time we played them, we said "hey did you know David Schwimmer went to Northwestern?"

Also "obtuse"…at least not in the way people normally use that word. I suppose I can see how Cobain's lyrics are "obtuse" under certain specific definitions, but that's an odd word choice.

I think I only know one Screeching Weasel song, the one about the CD that you are listening to. Of course I have never actually listened to that song on CD.

I have that tab book too! I liked how easy every song was. I spent most of my time as a teenager trying to learn the songs on Mellon Collie…I'll never be able to sound like Billy Corgan, but I can play like Billie Joe at least.