Ah, the anniversary of the Battle of Montgisard in 1177.

Sweet Enola Gay, son! I'm going to come in there and corpse you up, corpse you up and mail you to mama!

OF COCK

They are probably not impressed, or she herself isn't, because apparently she is not going to wear pants anymore even while acting. And indeed she is usually wearing some sort of lengthy dress on the show.

That sounds as bad as Krusty the Clown on Tuesday Night Live.

She's not allowed to wear pants either.

The Goonies is pretty stupid. But I didn't see it for the first time until I was like 25, which doesn't help.

If the dice weren't meant to be dice, then what were you supposed to roll?

If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16…she's 12

B…I'm glad no one said they found a way to make Dungeons and Dragons cool again.

I've never played either but I feel like I know all about it since so many of my friends play it.

If you get a perfect bracket this year, Warren Buffet will give you a billion dollars.

Go Banana Slugs!

I'm thinking those two probably aren't related.

If you didn't know the Vikings were in Britain, your mind will be blown by all the other places they went. France, Ireland (they founded Dublin), Italy (conquered Sicily), Greece (they carved some graffiti - in Old Norse runes! - on an ancient statue of a lion in Athens), the Byzantine Empire (they were the bodyguards…

One time I solved the puzzle before anyone had guessed any letters at all. It was "There's no business like show business", but the puzzle topic (whatever it was) and the arrangement of the letters gave it away.

Well not the real London, London in Canada, which is in the middle of nowhere.

We're looking at going back to London, where my family is…even if we have to live with my parents, that would be an improvement, and housing is a lot cheaper there.

1980-2010 - Doctor Who scared me as a child so I just never watch it
2010-now - Doctor Who is pretty cool after all but I don't have time to get into something that involved

It gives him severe and immediate gout!