All those arrows to the knee are kind of a pain too.

Don't be ridiculous!

The parts that take place on Earth were always more interesting.

This is a gala day for you.
Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.

It's a small rural town and no one has anything better to do. You know they're all fucking each other, all the time.

Well, Eriador is not an independent nation. Rivendell is a city-state, really.

That was the first movie I saw with boobs.

Oh, you think all Val Verdeans look like that? That's kind of racist.

Macaronis were the predecessors of Regency-era dandies like Beau Brummell. Wikipedia has an amusing article:

Play dom-jot, Hoo-man!

Obviously the only thing anyone would do with a holodeck is create the perfect sexual partner. I knew this when I was 10; I know it now.

Dash Dingo!

I often wish I had a "trenchant insight" button.

It's always exciting to see a medieval history question. Of course, based on the wording of the clue, the actual answer is Mercia and Powys, but oh well.

So that's why there was no Classic Simpsons review!

My Real Life job involves sitting on my butt all day using a computer. I do a lot of my own work there. Way, way more than I should…

I think my son has learned several swear words from my attempts to do simple math problems.

Or Melissa McCarthy in anything else? Maybe not Mike and Molly where the plot revolves around them being fat…but it wasn't important in Gilmore Girls.

But you're a fitness freak because you're vain and a terrible person.

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