Get mama's pryin' board!

My son plays all those Layton games, but he's too young for them really, so I have to do all the puzzles.

I went to a conference in St. Louis. We drove, because we are insane - it's like 14 hours away by car. The most exciting thing along the way is Indianapolis, otherwise it's a struggle to stay awake even during the day.

Haha, his mom's a whore.

There have been a couple of good contestants but yeah, the majority seem to have absolutely no idea what's going on at all. Oh well, they're playing for Canadian game show money!

There's a new version of Match Game on Comedy Network in Canada:

Whoa, Disqus did something useful?!

Edgar Wright! Which is just not fair.

I honestly thought those were the lyrics until right this second.

I was watching Elizabeth the other day and I forgot just how wrong everything is. Still, at least it's a better movie than Braveheart.

Daffyd Thomas, you bloody fool! You could have had a bit of cock there.

Better or worse wedding song than I Will Always Love You?

I like this version a lot. That guitar tone!

Haha, No we're not.

How are there not even 100 episodes of this yet? It feels like it's been on forever.

Imagine is a pretty stupid song, now that I'm old. When I was a teenager it was amazing, for some reason. And on the other hand it was the focus of a good episode of WKRP in Cincinnati.

He could have got there earlier if he paid his automobills.

When he's running along and doesn't hit the invisible coin boxes, it just feels wrong.

Oh yeah? One time I beat the Little Mermaid NES game in only 8 minutes!

Even just watching the video I feel pathologically obsessed with jumping on that first goomba.