WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??!!

Could be worse!

If it was in Dubai, my quote would make no sense.

Lobster for dinner? You live in a palace! I live above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.

The shark eating the gorilla is one of my favourite images ever.

Mumbai built a monorail recently:

Scott Russell is kind of a dick.

No, I'd still prefer not.

I would have guessed theology and I'm not sure how long I would have panicked before coming up with a synonym for theology starting with D.

Yes! MuchMusic (I think? Maybe it was MTV Canada) used to show Clone High and Undergrads back to back.

Don't get all up in my business, my hydraulically outfitted friend.

I'll just leave you two alone because it looks like YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO IT ANYWAY

What is that you saaaaaaayyyyy???

Maybe not a celebrity in the way that is meant here, but Gordie Howe. He dropped the puck at the Leafs-Red Wings outdoor game in January, and I was getting a bit emotional. He doesn't look like he'll be around much longer.

Which Celebrity Would You Least Like To Travel With In a Tiny Spaceship on a One-Way, Year-Long Trip to Mars?

I keep worrying that she won't make it past Victoria's mark…

Marcia Wallace was the oldest, now I think it's Shearer…he's already 70.

I only realized in the past couple of months that Denethor is Walter Bishop! It just never occurred to me before.

I had a dream once that my father died and After The Gold Rush was playing in my head. Then my cousin died and that song was actually playing at his funeral.

And if he uploads his katra into someone else's brain first.