I figured it must be Arlington but I had no idea what the clue was about. It used to be Robert E. Lee's house?! Like, is there an actual house there? I assumed it was just empty land.

In 1997? Hot. I didn't even realize this was the same Robyn.

No Reply by the Beatles. I'm sure there must be other Beatles songs about this as well.

And now Gin Blossoms songs will be stuck in my head all day. Could be worse.

I have an ex who married a guy with the same name as me, and now has a kid with the same name.

Now now, there's no need for profanity, uselessbeauty.

Is song about robot horse?

I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and the words don't rhyme
And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you, Subways

The South Park theme is the only Primus song I know.*

My brother in law is into country for some reason. He has a huge useless truck and his favourite band is Rascall Flatts. We don't talk.

But it goes so well with the ridiculousness of Young Guns!

I've taken my 14th and last place fantasy hockey team up to 7th place! I feel personally responsible for telling all those players to play so well. My next opponent is the first place team, but he's the guy who introduced me to the league so I will feel more comfortable smack-talking him.

I remember secretly skimming through my mom's copy of Outlander to find the sex parts. Those were dark, desperate days, in a time before the Internet when National Geographic and scrambled TV porn was my only source of nudity.

I also can't seem to search for my own comments on a page anymore. How could Disqus actually make text unsearchable? That's kind of impressive.

Lily Langtry owned a winery there!

"Questioning Darwin" has replaced "Robin Williams' standup" as "Thing Lt. Broccoli Wants to Watch The Least".

Nothing, nothing at all.

Yup. Someone can fiddle with the greasemonkey script though, surely?

That's what makes them cool, not caring, right?

Everyone has a secret pain, sacrelicious.