This is like the kind of speed running technique I see people make up as a joke

“What you’re doing here is the equivalent of telling people who are playing kickball that you’re only interested in baseball.”

So I’m not knocking Any%’s - I’m totally for ‘em. So long as each challenge sticks to the same rules, then it’s all competition to me.

June 8, 2021: A new speedrun record is set by Ronald “SchlepLepard9" King, who uses a WRM hack to reach the end credits from Link’s bedroom. Total time spent in-game: 62 seconds

I’m instantly unimpressed by any “speed run” that involves using exploits, bugs and glitches.  Thats not running through the game super fast with skill. Thats skipping the game real fast with exploits.

Theres enough salt in the comment section for him to set another record on!

“I made the biggest mistake you can make in motorsports. I borrowed money to go racing,”

Oh ffs, even here I can’t get away from this bullshit “GDQ is full of *drama*” narrative?

Excuse me, Kotaku - Luz’s pronoun is luz. It’s only right luz be referred to as luz, and now luz has to deal with Luz not being referred to as Luz as luz expects, which is disrespecful to Luz.

Yeah but couldn’t you specifically just force choke them until you got the price you want?

A Nintendo Switch that plays my Steam, Humble, and GOG libraries would maybe be my favorite thing.

“Unless that was poorly-worded sarcasm, I guess.”

Thats clearly sarcasm

Maybe buy him dinner first.

Twelve different Challengers you say? That’s cute...

So they moved one of each trim level? yawn.

“The Dodge Challenger is a muscle car that’s been around in its current form since 2008".

As my father always says “what would it take for you to stand in that small closet over there for 4 hours? Would you do it for $2,000?” If the answer is yes, never buy a first class ticket. The price of entry is incredibly disproportionate to the added comfort you receive.

came to the comments for this, was not disappointed