lso11
Long Standing Ovation
lso11

Was just thinking that.

Say what you will, but What Women Want was hilarious.

These days we just add 'gate' to the end…

TOO SOON!

Yes, just a super establishment.

I suspect the general lack of creativity and/or original thinking annoys them more than anything. How many dragon tattoos can you do in a week? Turns out, there is no limit. (apologies to anyone with a dragon tattoo)

Not even close. She cursed out everyone in the parlor and went across the street. The owner of the shop lamented "she'll just get someone else to do it, but it won't be me".

I was getting a tattoo when a young-ish girl came in and requested a large "f**k your life" text across her chest. Even though the place was otherwise empty, the main guy simply refused and said they were too busy. Dude just refused to do that to someone.

That's Burt Reynolds' territory

We call it "trashed" around these parts. Increases clicks…

Magnum, B.M.

I'm going home.

I always read your username as missing 2 critical letters and it's… confusing.

Those women's heads all looked photoshopped onto different bodies.

I have an uncle, a barely literate retired truck driver, who sees Chilis as fine dining. Kind of guy who has the 2nd amendment printed out on his fridge. Well, when it came time to introduce the partner to this uncle, I simply warned: "he loves Jeff Dunham". Nuff said.

Naw my bad - totally not clear in my op.

That was really kind of my point, that Subway exists in Manhattan, when virtually every single other option is better/cheaper. Unbelievable.

Food snob

Something something The AV Club…