Oh man, Germany and Italy! What a game that should be. It’s too bad they could never just combine forces. They’d absolutely run train on the rest of Europe.

Yinzer here. You forgot the I.C. Light

Kunitz has always been one of those guys to “straddle” the line even since before he was a Penguin. I think it’s something that was kind of out of focus during the Matt Cooke and James Neal era because of how dirty those two were but I’ve definitely cringed more times than I can count watching some of Kunitz play and…

First hockey game I ever went to was at the Igloo in Pittsburgh circa 1995 and Kerry Fraser blew a few too many calls resulting in the crowd chanting “Fra-ser! Fra-ser! Fra-ser!” every time he blew the whistle for the remainder of the game. I have no idea why but ever since then(even though I’m a Pens fan and chanted…

God I get anxiety every time they go up by 2 (especially when it’s 2-0) on anyone. It’s like they’re satisfied with what they accomplished and don’t want to push any further. It almost always comes back to bite them in the ass and when Karlsson scored last night it felt too familiar. Glad they’re finding ways to…

-Phillies fans

Let’s not forget that liquor laws are pretty loose along the stretch of Florida to Texas. Not saying there’s any correlation, but this story wouldn’t even be third-page news coming out of that region. I don’t know what point I’m trying to make. I’m from PA and live in TX now and I drink a lot.

Neither does the Miami Gardens Dolphins

Is the FIFA political landscape based on the Galactic Senate of the Old Republic or is the Galactic Senate based on the FIFA political landscape? And how long until the president becomes the first FIFA emperor?

I was behind Shane Battier in the Coconut Grove Dunkin Donuts on US-1 one day during the ‘14 playoffs. He was gangly and all but mostly he was entirely ordinary... short khaki shorts and a vintage Jimmy Buffet summer of whatever tour shirt. If it weren’t for the cashiers collectively shitting themselves and me looking…

You’re extraordinary

How’s this for a flaming hot take/conspiracy theory double wammy? Zidane is the fucking golden child of both Real Madrid and UEFA and this entire campaign has been about propelling him into stardom. It’s a multi-tiered conspiracy made only more believable by the recent FIFA and UEFA scandals. “But what about La…

There are some Italian circles that would disagree

This is not something that’s been under the radar in Pittsburgh. It’s been known and acknowledged pretty openly for several years.

If you waste stomach space on sides while eating barbecue you’re a filthy fucking casual. However, sweet tea and any kind of cobbler are permissible in addition to said barbecue.

Came here for Keith Van Horn. Knee-highs all day.

This deserves more stars

Yeah that’s a pretty number for a signing bonus, don’t get me wrong, but Bob Nutting isn’t exactly known for his profligacy. Cole may get one semi-juicy contract extension but rest assured, Nutting will low-ball him eventually with a number just big enough to look like he genuinely wanted to keep him to the casual fan…