Listen, the man had every right to defend himself to get her away from him. She laid her hands on him twice, both times aggressively. Argue all you want about the merits of laying your hands on a woman and what not, but he was within his rights to act. Probably shouldn’t have tried quite so hard to completely…

Whoosh.

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

I bet he didn’t go down to the planet cause he hated the sand.

“See this is why can’t let women around Italians.” - better advice

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

If I was in charge of the ceremony I would have had Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas and Hakeem Olajuwon show up wearing their combined 18 rings, while a video montage showing all the times they owned KJ’s ass was played on the video boards in the arena.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

I actually have more respect for a guy who steals from sick kids than a guy who goes to Power Rangers conventions.

*cums*

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

I’d prefer to think Ego came down in Antarctica and it took him a while to get the hang of looking human.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.