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I recently moved to College Station for a job in the area with my only A&M affiliation being that I knew a couple of guys who went there. I had never even been anywhere in Texas besides Austin prior to moving. Having been here a year+ now and being sufficiently exposed to enough Aggies, I’ve got to say...I am taking

Somebody get this out of the greys!

With stats like his, only earning $500k/year would drive me to take long pulls off a Miller Lite tallboy too

Sure, Space Jam was probably awful, but let’s consider the relevant takeaways:

I would argue that Greece’s Euro campaign was a generous gift that Ranieri has given to anyone who’s ever had to endure watching the Greek national team play. Elevates him imo

Atletico v Bayern should absolutely be the final. We all lose out for the fact that one of these teams will be there on May 28. Though Atletico beating Real in the final wouldn’t be disappointing.

Favorite part of the game this weekend was when it was over and NBC Sports kept the feed up while the cameras just panned the crowd. The fans seemed to only get louder and more energetic after the game ended. It was only a minute or two but it seemed like it lasted an eternity on tv. God I wish I could experience that

“Sick burn!”

You obviously learned nothing from Samberg and Parnell

That McCartney show was a relationship defining experience for my then-s.o.-now-fiancee and me. I’ll never forget a single detail. I only wish I was lucky enough to experience a Prince show in the same way.

Let’s not forget Zac Rinaldo!

If I’m truly expected to believe that there were no slurs used by fans just because there is no instance of it in any of the recorded audio feeds from the game and this isn’t a cover up conspiracy by ESPN and the Cardinals and I’m supposed to owe Cardinals fans the benefit of the doubt I will gladly take my sports

Can I get a Marty Straka and a Jan Hrdina?

Pictured above: The Hunger Games kickoff ball.

I hoped I’d never have to see this play out

As a daily reader of Deadspin, this is my favorite day of Deadspin I’ve ever experienced. Thank you, Jezebel staff!

This is my favorite. Thanks, Anna.

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