celestial snacks!

Biggest Jiffy Pop ever!  Man that’s a lot of popcorn. 

Dang, I need to check my Earth bias. 

If there was ever a place on earth I wanted to be less than that theater on that day, I don’t know where it is.

Man wait until they hear the phrase, “Trans-orbital insertion.”

“cislunar space”

The real NFTs are the things we learned along the way.

In order to call it a “lesson” the recipient needs to have the capacity to learn from it, so I’m not sure that’s accurate here.

Oh, that’s lovely. I can’t wait to put on my best ‘narcissist hipster’ affectation and say “Oh, you’re still in to non-fungible tokens? I’m more into non-fungible experiences.”

The beef industry can say whatever they want about climate change, it doesn’t matter to me; I barely eat beef anymore because they’re pricing themselves right out of my food budget. I’m not buying $6/lb hamburger, $10/lb roasts, or $18/lb steaks.

“calling your exes at one in the morning”

My wife and I have a routine where we get high 2 nights/week after our kids are asleep. Then we just veg out and watch Adventure Time, Rick & Morty, Bob’s Burgers and La Brea (that show is somehow even more ridiculous while stoned).

If Musk isn’t getting desperate he should be. Every car manufacturer is coming into the EV market hard and are going to devour Tesla’s market share. Tesla product innovation seems to have completely stalled, overshadowed by lofty but unrealized promises.

I don’t see the problem.

oh great, another company trying to jump on a hypetrain that isn’t in the station anymore

Yeah, I don’t like to be the guy who voices strong opinions about topics he hasn’t extensively researched for himself.

Don’t forget to check out all the affected sites. For science.

This is such an ad that it kinda hurts my spine. 1000$ for a chair. And your selling point is it’s 500$ cheaper than the last. Who but the top streamers are going to buy this full retail?

Yeah, the list is a bunch of BS. They don’t even have the largest chain in CO in the top 5.

I don’t know how they got their data, but this list is bunk.