The longest rollercoaster ever built in Rollercoaster Tycoon would last roughly twenty-seven times as long as the Confederacy, in real time.

In 1200 BC horses were able to clip through trees.

“The independent autopsy says Floyd died of “asphyxiation from sustained pressure” when his neck and back were compressed by Minneapolis police officers during his arrest last week. The pressure cut off blood flow to his brain, that autopsy determined.”

Your shutdown of that bootlicker are great, but never forget that the “dismiss” function is also your friend. 

That is amazing. I was quoting the Riot guy and critiquing *his* use of the term.

It was a brilliant speed driven declaration of filth and fury.   Loved it.

Hunter S Thompson raises a margarita in your direction somewhere out there, methinks.

you say that as if we live in a world where common sense reigns

We don’t acknowledge this version of “Deadspin”.

I’m surprised to hear that not one but TWO people read Nu Deadspin.

He’s a common troll. He says he's "fighting the shadowban" or some such BS, but really he got greyed years ago for saying something dumb and this has been his hobby ever since. He thinks he's a hydra where 2 heads grow back for each one you cut off. Really he's a mosquito that serves no ecological purpose, but…

Are the writers here just bored anymore? Doctor of opinions over here trying to fluff that paycheck. Imagine thinking using periods right now in the world is an issue that warrants this type of write up...

Animal fact: If a shark ever stops swimming it winds up stuck in a dead end job.

Deep Blue Sonic...

I never have the time to enter anymore, but it’s a long weekend, so screw projects! It’s time to dance!

Season 2: Shark King

All I can think of, is “has the shop contest finally jumped the shark?”

It literally brought me to tears.
Portal (2007)