I hear there’s a scene where Mufasa slashes the throat of a cow and just starts milking it. The Disney lion just milking and milking that dead cow until it has literally no fluid left and then passes off the scraps to all of its subsidiaries.

I think everyone has this thought run through their head but

Ceti Alpha VI*

I mean I get it. I like the loud screamy rock stuff but I live in an apartment and I can’t sing along without pissing off my neighbors so if I was going to be in a metaverse rock band this might be an issue.

code name: goatse

Everything makes sense when you understand that Middle-Earth is a ringworld.

Yawn

I think it’s more the lawyers will keep trying to get her out of jail as long as she keeps paying them, which she apparently still has the money to do. I can't imagine a judge going for this unless the dude actually admits to perjury.

It wasn't even a very interesting comment to reply to.  If people are going to harass you then you at least want to have earned it.

The politics part of this is extremely irritating. Rocket fuel decisions should never be influenced by someone trying to win votes.

It's easy to forget since Dwayne Johnson is in... (checks IMDB)... everything now. But that was the FIRST movie The Rock showed up in. And it was completely pointless and stupid. But it didn't ruin the movie! That's how good it was!

BTS was in LOTR?? Is that how they got big?

*takes notes for the Squirrel Defense System*

I think this industry is slowly starting to eat itself.

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He’s a gray magical dude with long hair and beard hanging out with hobbits and he cups and whispers to the flies in the same manner that Gandalf speaks to the moth when Sauroman has him prisoned on top of Orthanc. His scenes were clearly designed to invoke Gandalf-ness, but whether they are going to bend canon this…

Why did he drop out of the sky, then? Sauron’s clearly doing stuff because there’s places under orc attack and Galadriel is now hot on his trail. I’m not ruling out the showmakers trying to pull one but I don’t think it HAS to be Sauron by a long shot.

I had assumed that was just Rick and Morty random fucking weirdness but nice to see it was an obscure 80s reference used for a throw-away gag.

Ugh I hope not I hate that trope and “made you think this is Gandalf but sike it’s Sauron lol” would be a big fuck you. Also everyone has played that card from Stranger Things to Star Trek to basically every iteration of Harry Potter so UUGGHHHHH no thanks. It's Gandalf. But interesting theory.

I hate judging a show, especially one with scope like this, after just one or two episodes. The world-building and setup is a little scattershot. Pretty sure that’s Gandalf who fell as a literal star from heaven and not sure how I feel about that. 10/10 on production value. Casting seems apt. Scoring is a little bland…