So this isn't Goat Simulator: Cat. This is more Portal But You're A Cat Instead (on easy).

Play the numbers game. Get your resume tight for your industry and then maybe change your “objective” statement or whatever for a specific job you really want, but otherwise for that puppy off as often as you like. What’s the worst thing that happens? They reply and you say “nevermind” if you don't want it or they…

You want us to fill the comments with webb memes? Gotchu

If you work from home like many of us do now put your office in the basement. Generally you're going to have a few degrees difference from the upstairs. If you're really thrifty close the vents upstairs so that you only cool the room you need.

THIS. Why fight the sun when you can grow a tiny little carbon scrubber that likes the sun and protects your home from solar radiation?

We don't even know what is on the bottom of the ocean or at the core of the hollow earth so it's a little premature to rule out extraterrestrial life.

Yeah but a lot of “and”s have to happen for that to pan out. Have to have life AND become sentient AND develop interstellar technology AND have a desire to send a colony ship AND... all of which takes time, luck, and you wouldn’t necessarily know it was happening until you bumped into said colonizers.

No "intergalactic" travel required. New neighbors might move in next door, but it's still a long walk to their front door.

I didn't read any of your comments

If a whale with baleen teeth swallows me I’m just going to accept that God is real and I’m gonna die. I’m fine with that.

Such a stupid fucking idea. Won't last, just like the others.

“We didn’t copy the Gamecube logo”

I’m confused as to how your fast food ice cream run takes you to McDonald’s and Wendy’s instead of Dairy Queen and Sonic? Like go a place people actually go for that.

https://archive.org/details/showgirls-tv-version

Yes but I am too lazy to find it for you. Do go look and see if you can find a download. It will make your week.

The absolute best cut of Showgirls is the VH1 edit with drawn-on underwear, occasionally added as the girls are removing their tops. 10/10 Criterion Collection worthy.

Just use your pocket sand and end it quickly.

At least my coworkers dont microwave boogery fish!

Sounds like a toxic workplace that has normalized toxic behavior. So that's cool.

Do you have a laptop with an hdmi out? Most laptops are going to have significantly better hardware than a pi