The internet was a mistake. 

Well placed. 

GUYS STOP YELLING! 

How much energy did you waste on this bullshit rant? 

I love the ones where it's like "I have been recording you through your webcam. Send me bitcoin or I will show all your friends". Lol. Good luck. 

Don’t ever click those. It's phishing more often than not . Go to the website and initiate the password reset for yourself. 

The way to switch is just set up a password manager and just change your password every time you interact with a new website / service. You move accidentally change a password more than once. That’s okay.

I appreciate that you made this comment before those other comments show up.

I’ve always wanted to put one of those dot matrix led signs in my back window and hook it up so I can send a text on my phone to be read by the driver directly behind me.

I mean kinda. But these are effectively the same systems as 7 years ago just with a bump in specs.

I’m actually kind of surprised this isn’t really A Thing. Everyone has a chicken breast sandwich. But at home I am all about them thighs.

I mean you’re wrong but at least you don’t know you’re wrong.

There is a day coming soon when electrics beat conventional by default. It's gonna be a weird day.

Phfpt. Get Dominos like a MAN.

Little Ceasers doesn’t deliver. You’d have to get it DoorDashed.

Deadspin was a good website.

No. Dogs are not wild animals and this advice des not apply to them.

If history tells us anything its that you get to die over and over again as a martyr so that a heroe can be born of your tragedy*.

Legit question. I have, like not LARGE, but, like, medium to smallish hands and holding my Switch Lite for too long is a pain in the palms. Does this help that, as well as keep things cool? I wanna play Witcher.

Psh. Paying for Kinja Platinum like a SUCKER.