Deadspin was a good website.

No. Dogs are not wild animals and this advice des not apply to them.

If history tells us anything its that you get to die over and over again as a martyr so that a heroe can be born of your tragedy*.

Legit question. I have, like not LARGE, but, like, medium to smallish hands and holding my Switch Lite for too long is a pain in the palms. Does this help that, as well as keep things cool? I wanna play Witcher.

Psh. Paying for Kinja Platinum like a SUCKER.

One of the staff of the blog needs to follow you. I have this, Jezebel, and The Root to conquer in order to get my merit badge (The Inventory is reserved for Kinja Platinum members)

Why are you gray?

Truth

That was my favorite entry both from aesthetics and as something I actively want to play

Harsh but fair. There’s a reason after working 8 years at Petsmart and scraping by that I learned to code, got a masters, and go on interviews a few times a year even if I’m not really looking. Shit happens, you gotta be ready to roll with it.

It’s a “gig”, with similar implications as real life performers/artists or Uber drivers et al.

I once lived next to an old fat school bus driver with a long white beard whom we lovingly named Biker Santa Claus who would every Sunday toke up a little bit, go to his garage in the apartment complex, pull out his Harley, and rev the engine for a few minutes just loud enough to shake the windows a little. I never…

At first I thought the table was an extension of the bumper, and I wondered what purpose that kind of curb feeler served in the 50s.

I had to scroll alllll the way down to find the first Halo 2 truthers. My high school might as well have not held class the day Halo 2 came out. EVERYONE played that and that carried WELL into my college years in tense-ass SWAT tournaments. That game MADE Xbox Live AND PSN that followed. There was, simply, NOTHING…

Out of 37 reviews it has a tepid 4.9 stars. Reviewer Tyler Worthey said it was “Playable for hours or minutes.”

Jus chillaxin’

I watched that whole fucking thing. That was incredible.

Except for the part where the hot dog is not a sandwich. As has been proved by science time and time again.

Fuck this. Fuck this very much.

You take your faulty logic and get. out.