Does anyone actually enjoy you?

I'm ready for a new shop contest. I feel a hot one coming.

God I really wanted to try to stick with Destiny 2 but I just couldn’t. The grind wasn’t fun the regulars even less so. Sometimes I don’t want to speed run everything to get loot.

Yo you're up here *raises hand*. Bring it down to here *lowers hand a bit *

Ugh. You would think that with an Echo in every household by now Amazon would have learned how to READ THE ROOM.

Ugh. You would think that with an Echo in every household by now Amazon would have learned how to READ THE ROOM.

Why does this guy keep this up?

Hot Take, Mom. What time will dinner be ready?

This is awesome

I'm glad him and Carol Baskins made up!

Whose face is that?

Bath time!

I’m just not sure who to trust any more...

Portal not being on the list is a travesty.

Everyone who dies this month is coronavirus, obviously. 

I starred for shameless star-grubbing. 

The sad thing is we’re going to have to wait a few years for the epidemiologists and statistations to look at the real data and make projections and actually tell us how prevalent the virus probably was at the time. Meanwhile the nation gets to share a state of psychosis and hypochindriasis.

It wasn't. You just got sick. It happens. A couple years ago I was convinced I got mono somehow. It wasn't. Probably a flu. Maybe some other thing. Sometimes a normal virus just knocks you on your ass. 

So use a non-g-suite account?

Your guys’s slideshows are completely broken on android/mobile. I have to say that here because I couldn’t there. I also don’t know why you would ruin eclairs with disgusting bananas. Bananas are gross yellow phalices that have a faux leather exterior that belies their soft, mushy insides. They rot five seconds after…

Great read. The nice thing about studying psychology in college is I know I am probably a little racist. I'm sorry. I'm trying not to. If you see me being racist kindly let me know and I will try not to do it again. Thank you.