Your guys’s slideshows are completely broken on android/mobile. I have to say that here because I couldn’t there. I also don’t know why you would ruin eclairs with disgusting bananas. Bananas are gross yellow phalices that have a faux leather exterior that belies their soft, mushy insides. They rot five seconds after…

Great read. The nice thing about studying psychology in college is I know I am probably a little racist. I'm sorry. I'm trying not to. If you see me being racist kindly let me know and I will try not to do it again. Thank you.

But those 24 hours would be GLORIOUS.

Can you guys bully Deadspin into turning on comments so we can have fun in these trying times? Also ungrey me here. I'm ungreyed on basically all the other kinjas. Luv U Bae.

I'm no fan of Joe Biden, but come the fuck on.

This is thanks to the last gen dropping weird custom cpu architecture in favor of good, old-fashioned x86. But this also means a PC is probably the best way to ensure library compatibility forever.

I'm pretty sure my folks have it. My anxiety is through the roof.

Damnit I wish I had seen yours first. Ah well.

I’m pretty sure this is Roach's fault.

Obligatory:

When you find some stashed under the sink

Nope. Am on mobile and am not seeing any slideshowage. Also h trowerggaorth noting: my adblocker is

Get money, get paid.

There was one shrine in breath of the wild that was kinda weird because it needed motion control. That was it. 

I have a lite. I like it a lot. I never intended or want to use it with a tv. 

LEAVE KIT KATS ALONE YOU MONSTERS

I mean it’s obvious but nice to have data. EVs are still at the point where we are squeezing every bit of efficiency out for day to day use that we can. Most “towing capable” trucks and such run around burning unnecessary gas because their engines are barely churning at what they are capable of.

I have concerns with letting high schoolers undergo the therapy anyway because even if you are “sure” there’s still the question of medical consent and does a teenager really understand the implications of what they are going to do to their body (to be clear not questioning the “sure” of their identity, although that…

Every Year at Thanksgiving my father saves a whole pile of the unpretty cuts for “Dog Turkey”. My dogs are also popcorn ninjas. But the best is throwing baby carrots at them during Football /Lacrosse games. 

Apparently there is a McDonald’s India paneer sandwich and it made me sad I don't live in India.