If you Google right you can find instructions on how to construct your own bubbleator for about 100 bucks, and you can charge it with the CO2 cans made for paintball guns at sports stores for super cheap. I keep saying I am going to do this, but I keep buying 2 liters of the stuff from the grocery store because…

Eh, Wendy’s tried this, too. I gave it a shot. Meh. I can't imagine Burger King could do a better job. It's just not interesting enough to warrant not getting a regular burger. Now if one of these guys wants to top a burger with a handful of Rold Gold Minis I'm listening. 

It was nice knowing you. 

I audibly guffawed.

You monster. 

Dude better try telling that to anyone’s German/Italian/Russian/[insert yours here] grandmother who will briskly lift that pan, use it to smack you on the head, and then chase you out of the kitchen with the wooden spoon and fire and fury which she chased any number of grandkids and drunk uncles out of her kitchen.…

Cherry became synonymous with “red”. Artificial Red is its own distinct flavor. Same as Purple (grape) and Blue (raspberry???) .

No paneer and no "taco bell nacho cheese"? I'm disowning all three of you. 

I starred your comment before I could accurately ascertain if it was holding a gun.

I can't grow a beard. I live the life of shame and vaguely scraggly cheeks at best. 

Hey congratulations! Today is MY seventh anniversary! You picked a good day. And a good beard to wed. 

“Shit did anyone get that one? Bobby get your nose outta Diane’s ass and get out your iPhone!”

Sigh. The irony of all this impeachment noise is that Trump didn't need stuff to hurt Biden's image. He's capable of doing that himself. Hopefully the Biden people come to the light and join the Warren train and we can get this done. 

Does he mouth the words when he tweets? 

Nah. Plants also just... Plant. You still have to feed and water cows, and even using the cheapest feed you can get you are still consuming a lot of plant matter to feed and grow a whole tons-heavy animal. Plus they take a lot of land, medical care, etc. That’s a decent chunk of time, money, and energy that just…

#notallBKs

I think both Beyond and Impossible are trying to scale up still. Beyond burgers and sausage are routinely sold out in the places near me that carry them, but those places are growing in number as well. Right now I think they are enjoying the novelty and the price premium they can charge and one hopes there are using…

... it's probably going to do the opposite. I think a lot of the appeal of this thing is the cheap beef is the bad stuff, and it will be hit the hardest. 

The BK next to me has the impossible whoppers. They are quite good, even at BK. 

I dunno, this could blow way past "trendy". I think this has the potential to do to beef what Uber did to taxi cabs.