I need to figure out how to make a mac n cheese that has the gooeyness of Velveeta but isn't made from a block of highly processed crap than I can make and send to my sister in law who has a new baby so she can reheat at her convenience. 

Can we make requests? I have a few. 

Just get chicken nuggets. At that point the bread is negligible. I guess if you really want to go for it ask them to toss a couple of slices of cheese on top. Why the fuck not. But this is just stupid. Don't try to unhinge your jaw for chicken nuggets. Stack a couple together in one bite if you must. Have fun with it!…

ACTUALLY you know you should freeze? Grapes. Fucking delicious, that. 

Nah. If you over-do it the staff at Denny’s starts to get really mad.

No, not Snickers. Not anything with caramel, really. Caramel turns into glass when frozen and is about as pleasant to eat.

Of course it is. That's why I always buy a box for the table. 

Pretty obvious. Both thc and cannabinoids are fat-soluble, which is why you are supposed to simmer your bud in butter or oil before you make your brownies. So if you have more fats floating around they should glob on to those chemicals, I guess.

Yes

Are you eight years old? 

Long Island iced tea.

+1 bad touch

Yeah, and the restraining order said you can’t be within 100 feet of the building. I don’t want to have this conversation again.

I’m pretty sure it was the bee’s seat and that guy just snuck down behind the plate hoping the bee was a no-show. 

What about Arimatheia, whose Joseph left his last words at the Castle Aaaaagh? 

In this instance calling your white boss who is dangling your employment contract over your head a “cracker” ... Carries a bit more significance than your average street slur

Came here for this. Thanks. :(

What a useless comment. Thanks for sharing. 

Turkey bacon tastes like neither and has the text of if you stuck a bunch of fruit rollups together and left them on the counter for a day. People who enjoy that are in a serious case of self delusion. 

I think as a vegetarian you just have to accept steak and pork chops are off the table. There are plenty of fake chicken things and now fake ground beef things and fake sausage things that can satisfy the cravings. I am not going to 3d print a ribeye. I am not going to laugh in the face of God.