FYI i think there is a troll running masquerading as you. 

Graham: Let’s roll back everything that got passed when the Black Socialist was in power and leave no alternative. Sick and poor people should hurry up and die already.

Self-driving cars should reduce accidents and thus save approximately four trillion lives annually. So I guess the question is: why do you love murdering children?

Y’all should talk to Magary or someone and revive Foodspin. Those recipes were some of my favorites, and the tone would actually work well on this here blog. 

In college I drank a lot of PBR and a lot of coffee. #hipstermillenial #pbrlife #corporationsareourfriends

The standard is Wendy's Spicy Chicken sandwich. It packs the right amount of heat to be loved by everyone. Anything below that is not "spicy" at all. 

It’s a little unnerving that a megacorp will be rolling out scientifically engineered synthetic meat. But I'm for it. Just, you know, don't think about it too hard. 

This was neither snarky, sarcastic, or snide, and as such is an inappropriate reply to a Deadspin post. Do better. Be Best. 

Dude everyone knows it’s the quality, not the quantity, that’s important.

When does that turn over into "ralphing"? 

I’m a die hard PBR fan so I am going to try this.

Interest. Most people are bad at credit cards. 20% is a lot of money. 

It's hard to tell. I'm fairly certain no one ASKED for this take, but we did all click on it. 

I can't tell if this TomatoFace is a real person or, like, an archetype we use to throw on trolls like Santa Claus or Gary Busey. 

Hmmm... I think it’s high time I found the vegetarian sub for chicken fat. God I love chicken thighs especially if you can that crispy oil-fried thing going... But this flavor feels like something that can be replicated. I think butter, msg, soy sauce, and maybe something peanut?, will go a long way.

I’ve had worse  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I stand corrected

The candidate that comes out in favor of Mint Chocolate Cookie has my vote. 

Kind of a big difference between kicking someone out of a restaurant for chilling for hours with a laptop and altering the subroutines of a winless game to allow yourself to be the first person in the history of Starfleet to pass an examination that ultimately leads to the command of the Starship Enterprise.

(Chipotle's been selling sofritas for a bit now, basically tofu in that sauce. Cat's kinda out of the bag...)