Too little, too late, Apple. I finally got fed up with the constant bullshit removal of features, adding new joke features, ignoring battery life, complete nightmare that is iOS 11... bought my first Android phone today (Oneplus 6). Dash charging!

Jesus. Just ditch the stupid Lightning connector already and join the rest of the world in 2016 with full USB-C support.

Oh, that’s definitely what was stopping me.

In your defense, many of those minutes contain Jimmy Fallon.

If only he were a more Cromulent ruler!

It should never be forgotten that people hated him so much that his corpse was dug up and hanged.

I know you’re joking, but (from a Scot and on behalf of other Celtic countries) Cormwell’s stupid rotted skull can fucking go crumble to dust.

If only Oliver Cromwell had been a better ruler, we could have avoided all of this nonsense.

Is that fucking wedding over now? I don’t get how regular people in Britain resist the urge to go full-French Revolution on the Royals. 

The Multiple Universe Theory, when overlayed with Time Travel, offers the possible explanation that the gang simply experienced one timeline, zipped back in time, and entered a different one. It seems that ‘local packets of causal continuity’ carry their own existence, and do not depend on their ‘surrounding’ universe…

Basically, prior to them breaking the the loop in this episode, everything was a 12 Monkeys (the movie, I haven’t seen the show) style stable time loop, with no alternate timelines and only a single series of events that resulted in the earth being destroyed. So this whole time in the second half of the season there…

He missed out on his wedding and trip to space. Yikes.

This was such a mostly happy ending. Earth was saved. One person that died has a double. The other one dying got to go to the magical place with the person he loves and try parasailing. The team has a new director in Mack and a new goal to save Fitz. Probably with their new, space flight adapted, Zephyr. They are all…

The Fitz in the present came from the future with everyone else. He is the same Fitz who is currently frozen in a pod waiting to get to the future to save everyone. So... Fitz got into a pod to take the slow road to the future. he got there and came back with everyone else, which means when he got to the present, his…

Frozen Fitz is still the Fitz from the framework, he has the darkness inside him, it just never manifested in the form of operating on Daisy. The whole reason Fitz was able to freeze himself in the first place was that darkness- it was what gave him the resolve to become villainous intergalactic scum that would get…

Last weekend, everybody was like, “Season 6 will be The Leftovers!”
Now, we’re all like, “Season 6 will be The Search for Spock!”

It also fits very nicely with how they were able to go so dark with Fitz in the season’s second half, because the one we get after this won’t have any of that baggage anyway.

As someone who was on board with the theory of Simmons already being pregnant, making Fitz expendable, my initial reaction to his injuries were “A-ha! They Wash’d him!” I was absolutely suckered in by the funereal toast and, when I realized what they were really doing, shouted “You fuckers!” in that way that’s both…

Blergh, I really have zero interest in a SHIELD with Mack as Director. He’s a whiny hypocrite about violence (tell me more about how murder is always bad, Mr Shotgun-Ax, Mr I’m The Guy Who Kills Gordan) who has never demonstrated the necessary flexibility to make the nuanced calls that a Director has to sometimes.…

I thought Moonrise Kingdom came close, it did feel like it had more heart, he loved those characters. But I agree on the rest of his filmography.