“Nürburgring Nien!” 

Hey, it works for BMW’s “M-package” cars too, so why wouldn’t MB follow the money as well? Most posers buying either of these marquees couldn’t care less.

Every day in NYC!

I went in 2000. Piece of cake. Being in the Northeast all I did was use a travel agent in Toronto to set everything up. Flew to Toronto for a day of fun and onto Cuba and back the same way. Could have done the same through Mexico, Jamaica or the Dominican Republic, but I’d rather fly on a modern Air Canada jet than on…

Does this mean there will now be Ford Edge-s at the Octane Academy?

Indeed! Anarchists and extremists of all kind are a real pest. Lefty ones piss me off with their Utopian-socialist vegan shit, while right wing ones make me fear for my life with their white power Nazi shit.

Carsicles

I hope this happens.

......and upon reversing the flow back to a/c after your fart squirts Fabreze up your arse!

Sorry Tom. I couldn’t care less about heated seats. Had them in my last car in NYC and never used them. And I am quite older than you. Now, air conditioned seats is something I would definitely splurge on; unfortunately I have yet to find it as a stand alone option. You always seem to have to get heated seats in order…

Perhaps it may be time to invest in a nice set of steelies. Or in a new neighborhood. Whichever is easiest.

Does this mean less hillbilly rednecks?

Bravo! So much respect. Hats off to you, sir!

One feature I never enabled on my car. I have no problem with pressing a button when I get to the car.

Best Saab wheel is the soccer ball.

Back in the late 80s I moved from Pittsburgh to Ann Arbor, MI for graduate school. In Pittsburgh back then just the sight of snow flurries would result in three inches of salt being spread on the road. In Ann Arbor they simply put sand on the streets and you drove on sand and ice all winter long. That was a revelation…

Austin Healey, Trump edition.

NY MTA!

I would never drive a 250+ MPH car with a steering wheel like that. That combination doesn’t seen to be safe.

Now bring in a “celebrity fast lap” and make them do so in that Alfa. That might be fun to watch.