I figured his fans would insist he won the debate because he refrained from clocking her or setting his own head on fire. But even that much was beyond him. The man literally cannot pay attention for longer than 20 minutes. That’s about the length of time he was able to stay on point and conduct himself like a…

I’ve a feeling she’s had to say some variation of that for 30 years.

I can only hope he tries to run against Elizabeth Warren for her Senate seat. She will DRAG HIM. She wouldn’t even need to turn that “What? Everyone calculates the day their daughter’s friends turn 18!” sound bite into a campaign commercial to do it (but it would be fantastic if she did).

The expression on her face is gold.

I assumed the little boy was him, in some incarnation - perhaps as a reverie/dream or an actual robot creation. They were dressed very similarly and both have English accents.

They’d have decommissioned it long ago for just being an unworkable model who couldn’t communicate effectively.

Your comment ought to be higher.

It’s pronounced “GI-na.”

I feel like he has juuuuuuuust enough self-awareness to know that if he did go after Michelle Obama, he’d be finished. No one would stand with him except the out-and-proud white supremacists, and even his lukewarm GOP supporters would abandon him in a New York minute. He’d never, ever survive it.

“He has always respected the service and sacrifice of our military men and women”

If he didn’t want people to think he was trivializing a major accident by saying “cool” like a fucking bro, then why fucking say it? Dumbass.

You are very kind.

She may have sold her soul but given who she’s working for, she’s never going to get paid.

Yet.

Their expressions were priceless.

I love that he whined about how her ads were “mean.” This, from a man who kept up the birther controversy for five fucking years.

“We want to teach our men that honor of ladies is just not in sports.”

“I could have leveraged being a Seattle Seahawk, being an NFL quarterback, done a lot to get that message out there”

That was absolutely my very first thought. Serena Joy was just barely disguised in the book and I couldn’t ever see Schlafly’s name without immediately thinking, “Oh, Serena Joy’s still around, huh.”

I’m baffled why they would decide to draw attention to this. Normally, a fake-y fake “anniversary” like this would be an occasion to raise money but if that’s the case here, then Penn State is literally trying to raise money off sexually abused children. Let that sink in.