There is no better proof that this world is unjust than the fact that Robin Williams is dead and this fucking douchebag is still alive.

They don't hate Michelle Obama because she wants America's kids to be healthy. They hate her because she is black.

At this point, a guy making literal potato salad is gonna be the most innocuous thing we're likely to encounter on the Internet, and that is saying something.

You. You, I like.

I love when people justify any damn thing they do by saying Jesus approves it. Really, in what book of the Bible does Jesus sign off on dragging a month-old baby on the hem of a dress instead of, I dunno, carrying it in your arms? What, was the bouquet too big?