For everyone's sake, if they really do feel the need to drag the cat up there, I hope Tara is properly sedated and in some kind of harness. I do NOT want to see a story about that wonderful cat freaking the fuck out and running away. I don't get why they don't just have the little boy do it.

They will chew through any and every wire they can - not great for homes with computers! Plus I've seen a lot of people get bunnies that end up dying mysteriously 3-6 months later :(. I'm sure a lot of the bunnies in pet stores come from bunny-mill-type places that are analogous to those horrible puppy mills.

I will echo someone else on this thread and say that the quality ship is absolutely docked at Uniqlo. I don't know if you live near one currently, but they are apparently planning a huge US expansion in the next year or so. I used to shop there in NYC a lot and my stuff from 2010 is still going strong. Plus, super…

Agreed. My AA stuff from 2007 is still holding up, though admittedly some of it fits tighter now :). I hate all the baggage that comes along with AA, but I'll be damned if they don't know how to make solid basics that last.

No "NOT THE BEES"?? Blasphemy!

I kept looking trying to figure it out and it was really starting to bother me! Usually I have a good knack for being able to tell what work celebrities have had, even subtle. (I used to work in plastic/reconstructive surgery, and now have this useless bank of knowledge in my brain.) Anyway, yeah, maybe it is just…

Plus with all movies being in HD now, it's getting harder and harder to pull off the "six inches thick of makeup to look like someone you don't even remotely resemble" thing. (I'm looking at you, J. Edgar).

Her face definitely looks different in those pictures, though I'm not sure its a nose job either.

people taking "responsibility" for their "health." As though maintaining good health is easy, and neglecting it is a cavalier, decadent, and morally bankrupt "choice."

Dude. DUDE. You're a fucking bad ass!

Exactly! I eagerly anticipate the forthcoming details from TMZ about what exactly sparked this. My life is boring dammit, so this shit ain't over till I say so.

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Yes! I loved reading One D before she was writing for Jezebel and she's the major reason I've been a Jez reader since it began. Tracie's incredibly sharp and it's always depressing to see commenters here ragging on her. She's not perfect and has matured & evolved over time, as we all have, but I've always admired her…

I love this idea so, so much. ILLUMINATI!

I mean, this wasn't exactly... Schrodinger's cat, amirite???

Oh, I can't wait to see how this story changes throughout the generations. "And then the cat grabbed a gun, and..."

Yeah, maybe that's part of why I now see him as slightly unlikable, he's really schmoozy. Fallon is too, but there's sort of a kid-like innocence about him so he's able to pass it off better. Seth just reminds me of the cheesy pharmaceutical reps that used to come to my old work.

Oh god, that is very well put. I know this is very fresh for you, but just hang in there. Whenever I've told people about it, they always say stuff like "oh hun, he wasn't worth it, you don't want someone like that in your life anyway so good riddance, etc etc.." but yet it still never seems to make me feel better. I…

Yeah, exactly! I loved him on Weekend Update and he was definitely one of (if not THE) best anchors they've ever had. I was really pulling for him but eventually stopped watching Late Night because it was just too uncomfortable. I do wonder if it is general laziness, maybe on both his part and the writers too. The…

Also there's something about him being grandfathered in that makes the show come across as... a little lazy? I can't quite put my finger on it. It's like they're just trying to fill the time slot and not even worrying about being funny.