They ended up getting a stronger cage later, but not before I came to visit. They live in a really small town in Maine.

My friend decided to get two pet rats. The day before I came to visit for a weekend, she let me know that the rats had chewed out of their cage and were lost in a couch, but they found them and set up a room to contain them. I spent the weekend sleeping on that couch, listening to the rats in the adjacent Rat Room…

The only recent memory I have of laughing at Nick and Jess was the whole "nightshirt" thing, which was pretty hilarious. Otherwise, I'm always just longing for Schmidtty and Winston during their plot lines.

I kinda love the outfit too. Makes me feel better about my own thunder thigh situation. :)

Gossipy stories, you say? .....pray tell??

Judging from the bits I've seen here and there of her show, their mother seems to go out of her way to instill massive body insecurities in them. That, combined with not being very headstrong, and I'm not sure Kim had much hope :(

Yes, I was just thinking about that exact same thing! I'm in med school and our neuro professors teach us that a lack of nasolabial crease is a sign of certain kinds of significant nerve damage. Now I'm noticing it more and more on all these celebs (most of all her).

Me too. Even though I knew she was just a silly vapid celebrante type, I really always liked how different (and beautiful) she looked.

Touche!

Christ. Her face just looks completely immobile.

Alright then, I'll take your bizarre comment and subsequent silence as a "sorry for being needlessly rude"!

You may have to fight me for Ferguson...

..Huh? Do you know what Drosophilia look like?

Jesus Christ. So sorry they treated you like that. This is exactly why I didn't report mine... by my other encounters with the NYPD, I could just tell things would not go well.

Now if only someone could send this to Chelsea Handler.

Yeah, this sounds about right. Seems like the way to make it work is for both sides to be willing to make concessions, which really does take quite a bit of maturity. I think in past relationships I've always been attachedatthefuckinghip too, which doesn't lend much to any sort of individual growth. Sounds like you…

Yeah, exactly. I believe one of her posts while together was literally something like "I just feel so bad for couples who fight, maybe someday they'll be as happy as we are". Not even kidding. The schadenfreude is strong with these ones.

Males of many species including Drosophila lick female genitals before copulation.

I kinda love the mental image of Chris Martin doing this.

I've noticed this quite a bit. Guys tend to overshare a LOT on Facebook.