“Action Park: Where Your Childhood Goes To Die!”

— only you never wanted any Farewell Tour.

I have found that the easiest way to pronounce “Philadelphia Eagles” is “Super Bowl Champs”.

This story has further cemented my decision that 1 kid is enough.

Too bad the late, great John Vernon has passed, because no one says 0.0 like him. 

And let us never speak of “the shortcut” again.