I feel bad for the guy. He didn’t know his character was bantha doo doo when he signed up to play him.

That too small tube top with the bbq stains was a bold choice for a gentleman such as yourself.

Acknowledge the item/choice they made, not how they look in it/how it looks on them.

She married me so I question her sanity daily, and we don’t even have iwatches....

I’m a big movie fan. I saw that Debbie Reynolds had amassed this collection of movie props and memorabilia that studios gave to her. She tried for years to get a museum open and couldn’t get investors. I’d open one and not care if it made money. I’d take $100m and open a movie studio financing $3m movies to first time…

I have a short list.

Before I say this, I should give a preface: Where I work, my specialty is spat upon in every conceivable way metaphorically — and I think the only reason it’s not physical is my department head knows THAT would actually give us something to take to HR. He really seems to think he could replace people with years of…

I’d pay off my debt, buy a new house and buy new cars for my wife and I (reasonable cars, we don’t need anything fancy). I’d also put a chunk of money aside for my kids college so they don’t end up waist deep in student loan debt. I would help out some of my friends and family with some trouble in their lives. I would…

Richard describing, how he smuggled out the Jewel of Valencia, had me in stitches.

Worth mentioning Gareth’s nice gesture of giving the Queen those earrings too (even with the ears).

My wife and I argue on this, I hate going to eat breakfast with mint all over my mouth, and I prefer to have that clean feeling for as long as possible after. She on the other hand likes to have a clean feeling before she eats her first meal.

I always brushed after breakfast for this exact same reason.
Though regarding flossing, I can’t stand it because of a permanently glued retainer on the back of my teeth. It makes it incredibly annoying so I don’t put in the effort.
Fortunately, I plan on having it removed soon (huzzah for no longer cutting my tongue on…

I’ve always flossed before brushing to allow easier access for the bristles to continue the job.

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

This thing needs an indicator light so nobody forgets what position it’s in. I can’t even remember whether the ringer on my phone is on or off.

My hope is that people will not draw too many conclusions from the picture alone. You need to read our website to understand what we are trying to do. The Coyote attack that I personally witnessed, and have heard many similar stories, and seen much photographic evidence, was that the Coyote did indeed go straight for…

Thank God she got a $6 million settlement in her civil suit. I have this theory as an attorney that the only way rape victims can get vindication anymore is through the civil system. I have represented rape victims pro bono to file lawsuits against their attackers, and against the police department, and will continue…

Third, don’t name your dogs something like “butterball” - might as well name your dog “tasty treat.”

I think all newsreaders should wear hats and the hats should be fabulous:

All I can see is Rat Rat screaming “Damn it James, you are NOT dying on me! You’re gonna make it!” But we all know James is fucking dead.