Subject (and strange choice of target for scorn) aside, this isn’t even an article. There’s no through line, no theory, no point you ever get to. It’s just a collection of quotes from people with no underlying theme to hold it together. What was your conclusion after listening to all these interviews and podcasts?…

You don’t like the stories about an army of warrior women who enslave the galaxy by having sex with all the men?

What should I do in such a case?

Well they are without a home arent they?

Damn it, there’s always something. Being childfree had to work against me eventually.

Pay people not to work?! What do you think this is, the federal government?

Frankly this business owner’s cue should be the fact that authorities won’t let kids go to school because of the severe cold.  This is definitely a killing cold.

For the love of God close down and pay the people scheduled. The high is supposed to be -12. Treat it like you would a hurricane.

Ask for volunteers, and—if financially feasible—offer to pay those who don’t wish to come in anyway. That way you can be open for whomever does wander by. Since quite a few people will be home needing a meal/leaving work early/forced to work anyway, I think you will be surprised how much business you get. Especially,…

Apparently it was the child’s guardian who called the police.

Yeah, I don’t know why I added Odometer. I wasn’t thinking. It is still referred to as a clock, however. 

I think its because the filmmakers realized that the concept of live-action Pokemon is inherently silly, and ran with it and made it a buddy cop comedy. I don’t know if I would see it, but if the trailer is accurate then I can see the appeal.

This looks amazing and I’m ready for all the low-hanging laughs.

It could be worse— at least it’s not Larry Hemsworth!

Unfortunately, like the film’s producers, you’ll have to settle for Liam instead!

Same. This looks hysterical.

Um, heck YES I want to watch Chris Hemsworth flex his comedy muscles. COMEDY muscles, guys, geez.

I am so excited for this as someone who both loooves romcoms and thinks they’re stupid. Tom and Lorenzo had some posts while they were filming and the costumes look amazing.

I can’t lie, I will watch the hell out of this.  

No, just how it spreads.