As long as this continues, I will always bring this up:

She’s adorable. It might have started off cute, gone lank by then?

In 2nd grade, I got kicked out of the classroom for talking and had to sit outside. What was supposed to be 5 minute punishment became 2 hours because my teacher forgot about me. When afternoon recess rolled around and she opened the door for the class to exit, she look down at me, startled, and asked why I didn’t…

Does this mean we won’t get a remake of The Ten Commandments starring Channing Tatum as Moses?

Even if you have children, do them a favor and plan for your own needs. We are living longer than ever, do you really want to saddle yourself to your children for, potentially, decades? Limiting what they can do with their lives, because they have to stay near you or devote time to your daily care?

It’s true :/ Ordering off the kids menu is a bit of a gray area, and most places discourage it. But at the end of the day, I’d rather share potential ways for people to save a few dollars than protect large chains.

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

That’s not weird at all...

I knew a girl who wasn’t allowed to watch Doug because there aren’t really green or blue people, and her mom didn’t want her to think that there were.

My wife and I had to ban Caillou when our kiddo was little because we couldn’t stand his incessant whining. Also, there was something very off-putting about all those primary colors...

Meanwhile I couldn’t watch the Brady Bunch because they were too happy. Looking back it was probably an elaborate scheme to create a child who would sneak to watch the Brady Bunch versus R rated movies.

Well, Helga was definitely a bitch. And they were all mean to Stoop Kid.

I was one of those kids! Also Hey Arnold because Helga was mean

Yeah, I wasn’t allowed to watch the Simpsons as a kid because Bart disrespected his parents.

I can kind of see that. My mom had a thing against shows with smartass kids.

When I was little and Rugrats was in its prime, I had friends that weren’t allowed to watch it because their moms thought Angelica was too mean.

The launch really hasn’t been that terrible. AT all. Stop saying that, it’s driving me nuts. Very rarely do launches on server-based games with massive numbers of players go well in the slightest. This one has been pretty average, and faaaaaaaar from terrible.

<3 mayyyybeeeeee

I love living with my folks. I hate that I have to throw this in: I have my BA and teaching degree, I work 50 hours a week, I make a point to travel and go to new places. I treat this home like it’s my own, so any issues or renovations that arise, I either take care of or financially contribute to. I love gardening…