I TAKE THAT BACK

THE REAL QUESTION IS

Why does Goofy, a dog, can wear pants....why does Pluto, also a dog, not?

Where are Donald’s pants?

Just what are they trying to pull here, anyways?!

When I vacationed in Mexico I found it easy to poop.

This is a general response to everyone else in this thread...

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Yes, yes, and yes. I have become very active in my union. I was so furious during our contract negotiations that our union wasn’t fighting for special education, and then I realized that you get what you organize for. The union is you.

How else is a rapist supposed to act? They are cowards. I hope this douche (and yes, I am taking her word for all of it) never works again. I’ve never heard of him before today but I sure have now.

He just deleted all his social media account., the bastard.

Interestingly, when the original cast negotiated their contracts for a New Hope, they didn’t make a ton of money up front. But Mark Hamill negotiated a deal where in addition to his base salary, he received a small percentage of all profits for merchandising. So Carrie and Harrison made decent money, but Hamill is a…

Look at you with all your sense making.

Remember that time I kept getting told I had pneumonia and my back pain was “unrelated” and we don’t know what’s causing it, but take some Aleve we guess, and then I was diagnosed with STAGE IV CANCER? hahahahahahahafuckyoudoctors

A great deal of this inertia strikes me as laziness on the part of the fashion houses.

Nonsense, stuff like this happens all over SoCal!

I think getting pinched by it is a rite of passage. Probably the reason you don’t see them around anymore. That, and gravity hurts, too.

lol silly, I don’t sleep.

Colbert is doing a WONDERFUL job and they need to put him on Hulu and stop trying to make a $7.99 CBS app happen. It's the fetch of 2015 and NOONE IS GOING TO PAY THAT monthly for CBS.

I couldn’t agree more about New Girl. I’ve always been of the mind that getting characters together ruins a show (Bones, Gilmore Girls, Scandal, etc.) but in this case, I need Jess and Nick as a couple for the whole show to work.

I love you!

No worries. First, he’s not my father in any way shape or form.

This reminds me of when I was 12 and the guy my mother married when I was 6 legally adopted me. The judge said he wanted to speak privately with me in chambers and he asked “Do you want this man to be your father?” I immediately replied “No!” (Because he had been giving me naked massages with a vibrator and insisting…

These sub(gawker)lifehacker pages are strange in their categorical relationship to the mother page sometimes.

Look at most of the stuff on deadspin not being sports. Hell, that “ADEQUATE MAN” was reviewing non-sport video games a few months ago, or raging about department store catalogs.