Which of course are deep-fried. To reward her, why not make here a gooey butthurt cake when the Cardinals can no longer say, “There’s always the next game!”

How dare you! Everyone knows that “Barbecue” is an ingredient that comes from a bottle of red sauce. The place you tried must not have slathered on enough of it.

It was “Christian Family Day” Sunday on the Cardinals promotional calendar. So if you didn’t think the Cardinals were alreay preachy enough, you had the opportunity to hear David Eckstein talk about his faith after the game.

Today was Christian Fambly Day at Busch IV. Is this what ya’ll are wanting to be up to when the good lard baby jeebus comes back fer us? Making fun of baseball heaven?

Not on a whim. Luhnow accepted the computers, along with passwords of departing employees, and used those passwords to access an Astros database, and two email accounts. The passwords were similar, not identical. When the passwords changed, he accessed the email accounts to gain the new password.