fun fact: I named my cat Olivia Benson and when people ask what her name is, their response is always, “Your cat has two names?!”

My son’s name is Elliot and ...it isn’t *totally* unrelated to this (fictional) man... :A

This article immediately made me think of the old awesome “Elliot Stabler: Rage Cop” meme page but I can’t find it now (my work blocks tumblr). The SVU formula works because we all fantasize about a world where cops give a shit about rape and zealously go after powerful men and rapists. This is nothing like our world…

This is incredibly messed up. Yet another example of how powerful people enable each other to get away for decades with monstrous abuse. Even when the game is over and they’re discovered they are still playing on the side of the abusers.

YES! My 70 year old mother is suffering the consequences of that. She’s now considered obese, yet her whole life she was extremely thin. Because she didn’t eat. Years and Years of living on liquid like ensure, or nothing. She has really no idea what her “normal” body would have looked like, and now her metabolism is…

I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic but it’s not really about not having time to remember people it’s literally that they’ve never been in the same room with each other.

Hear me out here: Kim K has a warehouse full of unsellable North K branded apparel, so she goes to her husband to lean on his best bud out East. With the help of our Dear President and a certain former Chicago Bull, North K becomes the mandatory non-military apparel in North Korea.

Queen Elizabeth seen in public for the first time since her messy breakup a few weeks ago. [Page Six]

which ran on Fox from 1993 to 1998

Thank you. We are not human shields for the less stigmatised members of the community.

I just checked my hometown, and only? got one hit...and his first assignment was where I went to Catholic school. It had a K-8 school attached. He was gone after a year. His subsequent assignments were often just a year or two. It’s not hard to imagine why he got reassigned so often. He’s long dead, but if I still had…

While driving home from a baby shower on Sunday, we got to discussing my grandmother’s brother, who had decided he wanted to go into a seminary to be a Marist brother. He went, shortly after graduating high school, and ran away in the middle of the night his first night there. He ran about 18 miles from Esopus, New…

I love how many people are taking you literally. Imagine a world where for ONE SECOND we assume women are competent and intelligent enough to know what they are saying. We might realize they are Making A Joke. And life might be so much funnier!

I had to listen to my Catholic in laws and friends gush last week about how great the March for Life was, how great Trump’s speech was, how they loved a sign they saw that said “A person’s a person no matter how small,” and it took every ounce of self-control not to scream at them about how if they actually cared…

Occam’s razor says it was Tylenol or another fever reducing medicine.

Well, she would have been a real influencer, that’s for Goddamn sure.

Yet no one is mad that the dad isn’t stepping into this role.

I can’t with this woman.

I have been thinking about this ad all weekend.