I feel for Chelsea Manning, and I also think it’s worth pointing out that the Grand Jury system in general is pretty fucked up and subjects a lot of people to situations that would seem to defy constitutionality/due process/basic human rights. The fact that she’s not even the subject of the investigation (but is…

No, I am saying no one was going to beat anyone with an R next to the name. The electoral college was basically unwinnable for anyone democrat given the weight it gives to red states swamped with reactionary Tea partiers and racists.

Yeah, there’s no reason that dumping a bunch of other untested chemicals into your lungs is safer for you than smoking. It’s only a matter of time before studies start revealing all the unique ways vaping fucks up your body.

Once my grandmother remarked “Every generation thinks they invented sex...” which is a good (yet subtle) reminder that all these cutesy grandpas and grandmas were once super sexual beings and yea, they fucking know better!

17 years ago I lived with a friend who was Goofy for a living in Disney Orlando. He was 6' 5" and athletic, so he could do tumbles and Goofy-esqe antics. The poor dude got groped all the time, like alllll the time. Women and men, and even in posed photos, like it was funny. He was stunningly beautiful and fit, so he…

My kid has been a ride operator at one of the big amusement parks out here (not Disneyland) for several years. From what he’s told me, there is a core of about 5% of adult guests who are just terrible people who feel entitled to do whatever the fuck they want regardless of the park rules.

Was on a Disney World trip with my young girls recently and noticed that the princesses made it very clear where and how the adult men were to touch them for photos. It wasn’t something I would have thought about before this trip but I can only how many times some disgusting asshole has tried to cop a feel on Snow…

Seems like the problem is 60+ y/os. Ban boomers!

This has been an ongoing issues for years, and it’s really disappointing that Disney has not done more to protect the cast members who play characters. I had a good friend who was playing Pooh at Disneyland and she was jumped by a group of boys who surrounded her and kept kicking her when she was on the ground. (She’s…

Indeed. That moment was hilarious. I’ve been a fan of Kenan since All That, so I agree he’s a veteran comedian by now, but still carries many of the skits in which he appears.

Aww thank you! <3 Yeah, she’s a real piece of work!

Jesus fucking christ.

the Auntie who apparently drank a solid diet of Fox News told me she had a very expensive water filter to keep out the mind control drugs the government puts in there. She also told me how she believed the CIA was watching her through her TV. She covered it up unless she was watching it.

Can we possibly have a sweet Pissing Contest next week? I’m set to have Christmas dinner with my mom’s husband who threatened to give everyone Trump Rally jigsaw puzzles for X-Mas on FB. I'd spend it with some friends instead except my favorite aunt and uncle are coming into town and we just lost my grandpa so it…

Too late. She’s an asshole, and has been one for a while. This is probably not even her final asshole form.

So I work in criminal law... and there’s a certain class of people who, when charged with a crime, decide to represent themselves (it’s called ‘pro per.’) And they go off on these long rants in court, after they look up some legal terms, about how the court doesn’t have subject matter jurisdiction over them, so they…

The two spaces after a full stop...yeah, I do that too. Or rather, my thumbs do it automatically.  Why did it change?  I guess it’s a generational thing.

I’m an old, and this is something that I have yet to be able to adapt.  Like right there, I just naturally hit two spaces because that is what I did for like 40 years. 

I actually learned to type on a typewriter and that was HAMMERED into us. So weird how shit changes. And how most of us adapt. 

My image focused, “Karen” of a sister stole one of my teenage son’s Christmas presents at my parents’ Christmas Eve gathering. He was in that awkward, angsty stage and this really bothered him. She thought it was super funny and refused to return it, even when I quietly took her aside and asked nicely. Nothing says…