I don’t believe anything about these people is real. All that relationship drama is scripted, staged and paid for by their mother. I’m sure they rehearsed that video all day until Kris felt the tears were genuine enough. Fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake lips, fake nails, fake ass, fake boobs, fake nose, fake rumours, fa…

I kinda thought she looked like Michael Jackson...in the 2000's. 

God give me the confidence of a white man telling a successful singer what taste in music she should have.

Ha! At first I read that as Dan Malloy, the former governor of Connecticut, and wondered at the snark. He certainly wasn’t perfect, but he publicly laughed at and chastised Bobby Jindal, so he wasn’t all bad.

I’ve made this argument, Trump’s evil ineptitude is better than Pence’s more disciplined and focused evil. Since November, Trump has had no agenda, no legislative proposals or accomplishments, and inconsistent policy goals except for government shutdown and border walls. It’s a lame duck presidency two years in.

Thank you. I’m pretty fed up with Democrats spinning wishful fanfic about this report while failing to develop any type of voter engagement strategy (or taking any other widespread measures to avoid repeating the very stupid mistakes of 2016.)

The Mueller Report
written by George RR Martin

Agreed. Bjork’s artistic output feels like a natural extension of who she truly is. Weird to some, beguiling to others, Bjork is gonna always Bjork— and one gets the sense that she would be exactly the same person, doing her own thing, even if she lived in a chicken coop in Iceland as opposed to being a major contempor…

I absolutely hate all the ridiculous groveling to Iowa voters. Fuck ranch. Fuck the Iowa state fair. Fuck the Iowa caucuses. Really, just fuck Iowa. Perhaps the only intelligent thing Donald Trump has ever said was “How stupid are the people of Iowa?” (present company excluded, of course, if you happen to be reading…

Except that in any other performance setting, there are child labour laws specifically to stop parents from exploiting their kids like this—not on Youtube where labour laws don’t apply.

The porn industry is such a wasteland. It’s actually difficult for me to find porn that I actually like, and often when I do I get five minutes in and something happens that really turns me off. I’m also disturbed about how much of it is really rape-y. Even if there is no violence involved, there’s almost always a…

I listened to all of The Dropout and just finished the documentary. I preferred the podcast. Every time she was on screen in the doc, I had to look away. She’s fucking creepy. She would probably stab someone with that blank look her face and then lie about how they ran into the knife. All with that fake, deadpan bro…

Please tell Chris that I have righteous rage on her behalf and to keep fighting the good fight. 

an extremely expensive but academically so-so university

A few other choice nuggets from the Outside article:

So basically - the woman hired to replace the guy fired for enabling a He Man Woman Hater’s club is harassed out of her job by the He Man Woman Hater’s club. 

He’s not Dan Savage. But he’s also not not Dan Savage. 

I first came to Jezebel to follow Lindy West after she left The Stranger (Seattle’s Alt-Weekly). I finally bought a copy of Shrill, I haven’t cracked it yet but I guess I better get going so I can watch this.

I usually frequent Thrift shops to find work clothes, shoes, and radios. Two years ago, I found a perfectly good shortwave radio for only $5.00. And it still works. I’m pulling in tons of AM stations from around the country, especially during the college football season.

I used to struggle with this too. I grew up with parents who were physically and mentally abusive and it had such a catastrophic impact on me. I developed PTSD and addiction issues. Even after I got sober, I still held on to my anger at them. I’m only now, nearly 7 years sober, in a place where I want to forgive them.…