Here’s a story, of a lovely lady...

If your comment is serious, you’re probably racist.

Note to self: Buy tickets on Monday.

“You’ll be fine.”

I’m just gonna pop in to say Holiday Valley and Peek’n Peak are my favorite in the area. Favorite in the country is Smuggler’s Notch up in Vermont. Beautiful view of the Green Mountains.

“BRB” was the most important thing to know.

Thanks to online guitar tabs, I know how to play Green Day - “Good Riddance”.

I gave up after season 4.

They should have read the sign that’s behind them before taking this pic.

“two pale chess dudes”

“What kind of moron sees Lock Stock and then narcs on the creator’s son?”

The chances of this happening are millions to one...

Just know that when Shaq is at one of these events and Trump calls him “The guy from Kazaam”, he is being completely serious.

I was thinking Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Fair point.

Yeah. He was quoting Steve Cannon, but it was still a shock to hear.

Off topic, but did anyone else see that guy say “n****r” on live CNN like 20 min ago?

“Introduce plan to defeat ISIS.”