She should have been a slutty pumpkin, and he should have been a “hanging chad.”

When I was 13, I played on my towns’s U-14 soccer team. During one game, with about 10 minutes left, I felt an enormous poop coming on. I went to the sideline near my coach and told him I needed to come out of the game to go to the bathroom, didn’t specify. He told me to just hold it since the game was almost over. I…

“When I was eight, I stole keys out of my dad’s leather jacket pocket to get into a locked alley behind my house. The reason why doesn’t matter.”

You are forgiven. I’ve always enjoyed your comments, so I am glad that was a short argument.

I might be wrong, but am I detecting some snark? I didn’t disagree with the woman’s comment. I just pointed out a portion of this article that I enjoyed.

You’re absolutely correct. I just like how Megan worded that particular statement.

“’I used to be dancer and a gymnast, so this is why I’m very good at fighting,’ she said. Makes sense to me!”

“As someone without a vagina, let me offer my opinion on vaginas.”

Only if it looked like the guy from Poldark, it doesn’t live in a crawl space, and it has Katy Perry tickets.

“my head just burst into flames.”

“I’m not racist. I just believe Obama wasn’t born in the US, Mexicans are criminals, blacks are poorly educated, and Muslims are terrorists. I’m the least racist person.”

“Nice” - Bill

To those people who are thinking about posting the Trump-clown photo.........don’t.

A quick glance at the photo caption should give you your answer.

“Even when you can scrub away the stain, memories remain.”

“most of the candidates’ respective family members other than Tiffany Trump.”

“I don’t know who they’re angry at Melania, you or I.”

Tristan Thompson.

All About the Benjamins is hilarious, and I will defend it to the bitter end.

Nice.