I hope Goldilocks gets away.

“Trumpery” sounds like a word George W. Bush would make up to describe Donald’s behavior.

That’s the real travesty here.

You’re an asshole Eminem.

Yeah, because everyone has seen a dong that stretches from Georgia to Maine.

Shut the fuck up.

“Oh, I think of myself more as a song and dance man, y’know.”

I’m sure Oscar Wilde’s ghost is thrilled.

What about those bears doing cute shit? They’re melting our hearts, and it must stop!

I watched it. I was so uncomfortable. That was the lowest I’ve ever thought of Trump, and that’s saying a lot.

Eric! What are you doing! That guy is taking our jobs!

Fun fact: My class Prom Queen was consistently hooking up with Tom DeLonge back in 2006 when she was still in high school.

Hmm, I didn’t really notice it as much as the first two debates. Maybe I’ve just become used to it, so it didn’t stick out to me.

I was surprised I didn’t hear Trump sniffing the entire time. He must have laid off the coke for a few days in case of a pre-debate drug test.

“stating there’s a loophole for those arrested for incest involving someone under 12 years old”

Surprised my comment isn’t getting any love. I thought it was an ace. I hope I didn’t sound like a deucebag.

Perfect timing to serve this up.

Let’s be real.

Fact check: Extreme Makeover: House Edition deserved the Emmy that year.