At least force them to make a separate app for Apple Music. Shoehorning their streaming service into the current music app is fucking awful, and trying to play my own music is a goddam chore now. I’m very happy with Spotify but I don’t want Apple Music shoved down my throat every time I want to go and listen to the…

I missed the contest as well, but I hope those can still enjoy.

One of the best pictures I’ve ever taken. My dog Spotty (Spotty Spotty Boombalatty) A Boston Terrier about an hour before she passed away. Taken with an LG G3.

It actually looks like someone opened up a can of worms.

It’s coming, power-generating condoms.

I have an Amazon Echo, and I tried: “Alexa: tea, Earl Gray, hot.” She replied:

“Cut me out of the will and they’ll find you like they found Grandpa”

There are things in Gawker Media that I never ever click on (500 Days of Kristin would be one.) This is the easiest way to avoid letting them annoy me.

For the love of god, people! PLEASE stop recording video in portrait mode! And if you do record something in portrait mode, don't switch to landscape mode halfway through the video!

Bentrey

god i heard the clip and i wanted to punch his face off his face and then take his skin face and tan it and then put that on a dart board and use it and then attach that to a missile and blow it up and then take the ashes of that and pee on them and then take that and put it under the part of my yard where my dog pees…

Oh please let this happen. And let her win the nomination. The idea of her debating Hillary has SO MUCH comedic potential. I'm giggling just thinking about it.

I think this ought to be the home to the The Atlanta Fisters.

"This is about the obliteration of legacy."

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

this was an act of war

I don't know... I've met Emeril several times and had the pleasure of cooking for him and eating with him at one of the restaurants I worked at, and he was great. Maybe you caught him on an off day? I'm the first to call out shitty celebrities - I've come across many, particularly in this restaurant - but he wasn't…

Sorry, there are no pee's. Would you like to buy a bowel?

that is so obviously photoshopped.....