He is.

In that photo, that’s the best Moscow Mitch has looked in a long time.

“I would have the cleanest hotel with six feet figured out for every human being who comes in there.”

Who does she think she’s fooling? This photo was taken 6 years ago in 2014 before they invaded the White House.

Astroid?

My personal favorite was S-Town.  Totally sucks you in and it’s a true story.  Riveting!

I tried this product when it first came out and it was unreliable at best. Maybe they’ve made software changes since then but I couldn’t live with its shortcomings. I currently am in the Echo Auto (Amazon’s version) beta program and it’s a delight to use. It works very well, just like the Echos in your home.

I tried this product when it first came out and it was unreliable at best. Maybe they’ve made software changes since…

“She is a very special person with extraordinary talents...”
Yes, a very special talented compulsive liar.

Bye beotch!

Just the smell of coffee does it for me.  Explain THAT!

“It’s nearly impossible to get a new car without a screen.”

VOMS!

Fuck this poor snowflake. Actions have consequences folks.  You don’t sue because they caused you discomfort and other negative repercussions.

NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!

Can’t imagine what color the “cheese” will look like without artificial coloring.

Major shade from Google.

Why would anyone want a petulant man child with a vocabulary of a 12 year old as POTUS?

Shouldn’t Inventix be Inventist?

Why is every fucking thing out of Trump a superlative?

Eat me.