Donald, you colored your hair!

My handwriting is so bad these days since I hardly ever write anything down anymore. Plus my hand gets cramped up.

I find it odd that none of the Cosby Show’s actors have anything to say.

They’ll name him ‘South’.

Crispy bangs.

It’s all a matter of money and the sponsors pulling out. Don’t give them the credit for doing something honorable. It’s all about the $.

Coke nose.

Now I have a strange craving for scrambled eggs.

I sous vide chicken breast all the time for salads and they turn out pinkish. 140F for 3 hours. Best ever moistness and texture and perfectly safe to eat.

Not particularly well spoken.

Columbo, is that you?

WTF is going on here?

Too flat chested.

Definitely cooked via sous vide.

This maybe ill advised but when you need money... This is a pattern for these grifters.

A finder.

A finder.

Wait! A $70M house that doesn't have a security gate? C'mon!

Madge, stop posting pics of yourself from the 80's. Embrace your age and stop trying so hard. You're embarrassing yourself.

Totally doable.