What kind of dog is at the 2:00 mark?

Super concentrated and has a nice subtle scent.

Super concentrated and has a nice subtle scent.

Don't feel bad, neither have I.

Moldy bun.

I have one of those robotic vacuums and I have it programmed to do its rounds on Mondays and Wednesdays while I'm at the office. I also have a 7 year old Italian Greyhound that sometimes is too damned lazy to go out the doggie door to do his business. I think you can see where this is going. One day I get home and…

Douchestache.

I say pot, kettle, black. Ablow's frame borders on the corpulent. What an asshole.

Wow, that's the first photo of her without those HUGE sunglasses she always dons.

"We have yet to here back from Tesla..." "Here"? Really?

Douche!

Michelle Bachman?

I have several high end knives, chef's and others, and I must say that I use the cheap Victorinox Fibrox ones the most. Honestly the best bang for your buck.

I have several high end knives, chef's and others, and I must say that I use the cheap Victorinox Fibrox ones the…

Kim did not write that. It contains too many big words like "responsibility", "discrimination" and "boy".

I'm still unclear why she recorded the conversation to begin with and how was it leaked Babs, ask the hard hitting questions, girl! Anyhow, something smells very fishy to me here.

Didn't the dude that owns SkyMall just invest millions in Paul Deen?

Mayday! Mayday!

What happened here?

It's outselling other issues because Pimp Mama Kris is buying all the unsold copies.